February Fucking Sucks

Leftovers from the week of Feb. 14

Hi Dear Readers,

I’ve had a shitty month. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never cared much for the month of February. For one, it’s spelled unlike how it sounds (so untrustworthy!). Second, more importantly, it signals that we’re closer to spring than winter. Which, for my winter-loving self, always breaks my heart. I have summer seasonal affective diso…